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Isobel&Neil Posted Dec 21, 2007, 9:16 pm |
Kris is a Father Christmas wannabe.
He is desperate for fame, and, having been turned down for past 8 attempts at Big Brother videos , and been laughed out of the audition room by Simon Cowell several times, he has at last decided to impersonate the one, the only, Santa Claus in a last-ditch attempt to court that fickle mistress, Fame. In the meantime, he would be relatively content to travel along with you, seeing the plavces you see, and if there's ever a chance to put in a good word with a scriptwriter, producer, or talent scout, well, Kris is your man... |
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Heather&Mark Posted Dec 26, 2007, 3:13 pm |
Kris spent Christmas with a family in Huddersfield and is currently snoozing on the sofa after having stuffed himself with a turkey. Kris will be on his way to celebrity status very shortly... further travel updates to come. |